Sometimes things happen to people.

hellasterek:

Teen Wolf AU: In which Stiles and Derek are stuck in an elevator….who wouldn’t get creative ideas how to spend the time while waiting for someone to get them out?

thorkizilla:

So, I was rewatching Thor and the deleted scenes for, uh, reasons and got to this scene again and noticed something that made me just start laughing at this dumb nerd.

LOOK HOW MANY GUARDS THERE ARE.  THERE ARE FIVE IN THE PORTION OF THE BALCONY THAT WE CAN SEE.

Despite that he’s king of Asgard now, despite that he’s carrying one of the mightiest weapons in the entire realm, this nerd still clearly said

OKAY I NEED A FUCKING ENTOURAGE

And one of the very first orders he gave as king was to GIVE HIMSELF A POSSE, that EVERY PILLAR MUST HAVE A GUARD STANDING IN FRONT OF IT!!!!

Then went to stare out over Asgard like “:> yissss i am so fuckin’ cool now, take that everyone who ever said i wasn’t cool!!!!”

THIS NERD IS MY FAVORITE OKAY

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

apollosflamingchariot:

luciferspersephone:

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

also this:

onlyblackgirl:

Is this what white people mean when they say they struggle too?