5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous: 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?

Sadly not!  I feel I need the hahahahahahahahaha song for this answer,

..5-ish years single!

John “Are you jealous?" Watson strikes again.

about the ‘bromance’ argument

thegingerbatch:

chjofy-believes-in-tjlc:

if somebody tells you that sherlock and john’s relationship is a ‘bromance’ and that’s all there is, just show them this gif

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i doubt they will be able to find an effective counter-argument.

The only other time he uses that word is when he’s making a joke about how married men might like a little on the side

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]